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I need a job with you guys. And to live there, and to be your best friends forever
— Philip Eglon, Facebook

Hey, Brandling Villa - Do you think you could change your Vegan menu so it doesn’t refer to Vegans as Arseholes. What marketing genius came up with that??!
— Becky Neale, Facebook


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